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It is that time again. Time for me to scrape away some space on my hard drive from the folders which I have not touched in ages. These were all taken over 5 years ago. Christina is the lovely blonde who I shot in the bowling alley. She is Australian and was down for trying several of my random ideas. Then you have Charity in the orange shirt. She had high hopes to become a powerhouse in the adult industry. Maggie Green has insane curves and was hard to keep inconspicuous outside of a public library, especially in that red dress. And finally, Chelsea had me melted like butter once she stepped out of her bathroom in that sheer bodysuit. Good times.
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Lily Rader is a real blonde, with untouched skin, and without fear of her own body hair. Sad that this is rare, but happy that we have Lily. I am also terribly appreciative to all of you who get what I try to do with Zishy. I know it is not perfect, but with all modesty, I think I try harder than most. You have afforded me these nachos, which I am about to receive. Have a great weekend.
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There are many sides to Naomi Woods. Sure, she does porn and that alone takes a certain type of personality but Naomi is also an artistic, romantic, opinionated individual. We took these while she was on a brief hiatus from the hardcore scene. I told Naomi that with her looks and camera presence, she would kill it in almost any entertainment industry. For now, enjoy her Zishy. For me, pornSTARS do not exist. There are just people who have done some porn. Naomi just happens to be a star doing porn.
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I am not a person that advocates any drug for anyone. I only want people to be able to consume the drugs that they enjoy without the fear of being thrown into a cage. If you think caffeine, sugar, or alcohol are not drugs, then the propaganda works. If you think it would be absurd for your neighbor to remove you from your home, take away your livelihood, and put you behind bars for consuming or even possessing a flower, then why would you permit your government to do this? Are we free men or are we slaves? Presley Callen loves her some country music, cannabis, and the freedom to choose what she puts into her body.
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My afternoon with Renee Macias may have put her on the management's watch-list with her apartment complex. Oh well. Happy Father's Day to all the dads of these incredible women. Thank you for your genetic contribution. We are only here to admire. As for 2020, you know we are merely being tested, right? You can call it God or whatever you like, but the fact is that the forces which set this whole thing up are currently in a sadistic mood. They want to break us down with fear, have us grovel on our knees, and beg them for their mercy. Just say no. It is a trick. See, the only way you level up in this game is if you embrace the horror and continue asking for more. Let's see just how weird it can get.
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Shyla Volbeck surprised me by accepting the gig. She had never really modeled, and was a tad reserved. These first shots in the black shirt and blue jeans are from the casting call a local agent put together special for Zishy. Of course, I was immediately drawn to Shyla. She made the others seem like mere mortals. The agent offered her the gig, but Shyla faltered. I had to put my closing skills to work. Glad I finally read that Trump book. Just kidding, I never read that book, but I am starting to do a 180 on ol' T-bone. Anyone hated by the spineless media might not be so evil. Did you know ATT owns CNN?
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I am finally doing all the right things. I am religiously wearing my mask. I am casting my vote. I am sending all my moneys to the most woke social justice movements. I am even sucking dicks at nearby rest stops ... and hell, I'm not even gay. I have learned that if I want peace in this life, I must erase my ego and offer myself to the community. It's like the Dalai Lama says, "Kill yourself and everyone will smile." Wynona Gibbs is great.
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Part two of Adriene Macedo showing off more edgy black lingerie in her quaint Houston apartment. Quite exciting, really. Adriene suggests that if you ever want your girl to have a full bush again, don't let undergo a laser treatment. More to come of this eccentric Brazilian in Texas.
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First off, there will be more to come of this incredible Hispanic beauty. Hazel Heart is a lot of fun and carries herself very candidly. You can believe her when she gives a shining review of Tacos El Pastor. Apparently, there is a taco cartel war being fought on the Las Vegas Strip. Tacos El Pastor and Tacos El Gordo are fierce neighboring competitors who sell essentially the exact same product marinated pork tacos that are the addictive equivalent of opium. Go with whichever place has the shorter line. You are welcome. The horchata is also tremendous, especially when tasted off a pair of lips like Hazel's.
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Here is the second update from Luna Silver, shot by a contributor in Berlin. Luna makes us all wish that more women from the Middle East would agree to nude modeling. I am skeptical though whether Luna's beauty is commonplace in any region. Unfortunately, the body of this German contributor was recently dissolved in a chemical bath, so I am looking for other photographers in Europe who can find and work with more stunners like Luna. Send applications to zachzishy.com. Kisses.
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This year has been tough, but we've made it through. Now for the next challenge. I must remind myself that truth is everything, fear is the adversary, and patience is just as crucial as initiative. I also want to stay away from gluten because it makes me feel like a wet towel, but that is a different topic. Anyways, I hope you fuckers are stubborn like me and continue to give the finger to the sadistic gods that want to break our spirits. Luna Fey has some good taste, or at least it isn't typical.
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Someone persistent has been requesting more Korinne Peterjik for the past few months. I totally understand their fascination. Her natural beauty and enthusiasm is palpable. The air in her dorm room felt thick with it. I created a job for myself that justifies visiting a college campus to take nakey photos of lovely young women. Certainly, I am swine, but I am of a genius breed of swine. Or maybe this is all part of Father's Plan.
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Sometimes I visit Costco for the sole purpose of cooling off in their dairy section. I pass my time reading product labels and watching my exhaled breath condense. After about 15 minutes, my mood is lifted into a manic state. I make my way out the store through the crowds of sad, unhealthy people and into the blinding Texas sun. Paradise. There's something about extremes that fascinates me. I hope you can appreciate Ivanna Ershova's finale on Zishy. Be back soon.
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Clarissa Dominguez is from Colombia. She comes to Zishy by way of a contributing photographer. I have it on my bucket list to visit the region, but I'm a lazy asshole without much experience in bribing authorities. Seor, this camera is a piece of mierda. You do not want the headache. Let me show you how I am different from other Americans and how I prefer to FUND the police. Aceptas Doge?
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Hello, everyone. Just because Zishy is rated the number one internet site by the Douglas Peabody Foundation, doesn't mean that I can afford to send myself into space. No, I am a simple man of simple means. My only plans for the future are to explore the bottom of the oceans with a robotic submarine. While I'm working on that, I might have more people like Andy, our Colombian contributor, photograph women like Yma Pallete. Hope that's cool. See you soon.
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Hello everyone. This is part one of another shoot I did in Kiev, or Kyiv, or whatever you prefer to call Ukraine's capital, currently being shelled by Russian artillery. Obviously, these photos were taken during happier times. Regan Budimir recruited her photogenic friend to join the Zishy army. Her name is Olena Kozich. This update focuses more on tease and less on nudity, so deal with that info accordingly. More from the indoor portion will follow at some point. Hope everyone is safe and that most of this once-bustling city will remain intact. XOXO
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Here is part one of Kat Keen's final appearance on the site. She seems to have moved on from modeling to focus her attention on podcasting and filmmaking. She is a fascinating woman to whom we owe a large debt of gratitude. Kat is one of those people I can point a camera at, sit back and let the magic happen. I don't find myself constantly screaming stop posing! or act alive!, like when I hold one of my annual portrait sessions at a retirement home. Voluntary basis, of course.
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Introducing the irresistible Maggie O'Shannon. She is a bold young woman with zero shame in showing off her body. We had a fabulous time in Houston. I will be posting a video from this outing at some point, but ya'boi feels like a can of ass today. I should have gotten that seventh booster. FUCK.
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Here is our finale with two Colombians that could blow the socks off of any hombre. I am glad that our contributor, Viky, was able to spend ample time with Rosa and Zaheera. My goal was to do justice to these young women's natural beauty and authentic friendship. It took a few tries, but it was worth the extra pesos. By the way, I'm not going to be wearing a mask again any time soon. So just go ahead and cancel or crucify me now. Thanks. httpswww.youtube.comwatch?vFK-ZyUjgFBI
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"Luna Lovely is really cool. She's done a bunch of porn, but is special for the fact that she genuinely loves it. I also find her very attractive. Just remember, all the women you encounter these days have probably done dirty deeds in their pasts as well, and quite possibly on camera. There are no virgins left. Our technocracy has been screwing us since birth. Sorry, pal."
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"Happy Friday, guys. This update of Ileana Burgos has a bit of extra nudity that is generally avoided on Zishy, but I figure, why not? Give the blokes a bonus for supporting my madness. We all need to learn to 'pay it forward' more. Even though you went into debt obtaining that liberal arts degree and now you work out of a taco truck, you have to let go of the bitterness. Anger will destroy you from the inside. Hand out some free churros and make your customers happy. Happiness is contagious and kindness will reward you tenfold."
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Back in the day, son, your old man used to take beautiful women to these places called shopping malls. These were where people would go to escape the emptiness of postmodern life and attempt to find joy in consumerism. At a mall, you could eat a soft pretzel and purchase (or steal) non-essential goods. And if you really had balls, you could even take some scandalous photos there. Wynona Gibbs' favorite band is TLC.
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"Third day in a row that Bitcoin has hit an all-time high. Let's celebrate with some tacos. Let's take a woman out that we know not everyone is going to love. Just like everyone doesn't love spicy food. It's okay. We aren't here to please the masses. We are here to have fun and spread a little fuck-you this season (but in a kind way). And for your info, I think Jenna is a legit degen beautiful badass. Thank you guys for coming along on the ride."
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I believe Jia Lissa kicks into another gear once the sun sets. Follow her on social media and you might agree. She is like the Conor of porn. Red-haired, full of erratic energy, daring, supremely made for the spotlight. Whatever happens this weekend, I think they both will remain stars for a long time. I don't give a damn what you say, I know you want him to win.
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"Alli Chandler says she is into Britney Spears. Hell, she even owns one of her t-shirts. I could not resist the Zishtok opportunity. I believe this update of Alli's is gonna create a few more Britney fans around the globe. Both 'Toxic' and Alli are 22 years old. Wild."
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Lily Rader, one hot potater. She might do porn, but you'd still date her. The hair is blonde and she keeps it long. Akron, Ohio could do no wrong. At eighteen she was doing scenes, paying bills while haters caught feelings. Rader, the sex trader, doll-faced assassin, is what life made her. Lily.
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"Today, as we gather here, I want to celebrate the true backbone of Argentina - its women. They are the embodiment of resilience, strength, and perseverance. In every corner of our nation, from the bustling streets of Buenos Aires to the serene landscapes of Patagonia, Argentine women have been at the forefront of progress, nurturing families, driving businesses, and shaping our society. As a sign of our gratitude to the International Monetary Fund, we plan to annually donate twenty of our country's finest young women to the IMF network of 'pleasure' dungeons. This will be in addition to the payments being made toward the generous loans bestowed upon our republic. Viva la libertad carajo! -Javier Milei, President of Argentina"
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Texas likes to do everything in a big way, including its gas stations. This is Katie Darling at Buc-ee's. The place perplexes me. I feel impressed, yet utterly disappointed at the same time. Marketing pro-tip, using a beaver as your company mascot is money in the bank. Katie and I got the stink eye from a few God-fearing patrons, but we had fun and that's all that really matters. Enjoy Buc-ee's.
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Ashley Lane is just your everyday attractive woman who happens to possess a prodigious sexual appetite. I think she has become a staple in the adult industry for her natural demeanor and authentic libido. Can you imagine, there is a market for performers that are not injected, nor inflated, nor bleached, nor skewered, nor covered in ink, and actually love what they do? If you saw Ashley on the street, you could never guess how each day she entertains thousands online. This humble sweetheart-of-a-slut welcomed me into her home at the time, which was in San Pedro. Enjoy your weekend.
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Skye Blue and I did some holiday shopping along with some jaw dropping at the Galleria. There are some of you who have expressed great distress over nipple piercings. I want to assure you that all will be fine. Once you meet your dream woman, she will obey all your wishes for her body. She will understand that her sole purpose in life is to make you happy. You will not have to accept any part of her that does not agree with your taste. For now though, please ignore Skye and the other divas with the body mods. I am sure there are enough of us out there who have removed our heads from our anal passage to appreciate these individuals as they are.
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Here is Sonya Ash being flexible and ferocious in a tight body suit. Sonya is an interesting blend of vixen and goofball from California. She does not have to try to be wild, she just is. Her and her sister operate on a frequency that most young women will never reach. My kind of people. You will get to see more of her in the second part of this gallery. Oooh wow, nudity! Can you imagine? Spoiler alert: there will be boobs and butts. Stay dangerous.
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When I find a woman like Annie Duque, that is filled with energy and natural beauty, but is also thousands of miles away in another country, I begin searching for any semi-competent local photographers that are up to the task. Here are the results. Annie is a winner and Colombia continues to call my name. Let's get after it this Saturday night.
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Good morning, you savages. I photographed Paula at the Palihouse in Santa Monica. It is a boutique hotel with a chic vintage motif. It can be pricey, but with Paula, I was going to pull out all the stops. The place fits perfectly with her soulful demeanor. A woman with serious good looks and a willingness to goof off and tease the camera is music to my eyes. More to come.
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Welcome Sidney Alexis, everyone. We were in the real Venice about a week ago, but now we return to the area that your narrator is named after, the fake Venice. Many of you ask why I do not just ban those who make hateful, inane comments on this platform. The reason is because theyhe will not change our perspective, but possibly he will see our reactions and rethink his. It is never too late to grow. This person whipped out his credit card for a subscription to a mostly non-nude site, so maybe there is hope. Or maybe we are just being trolled.
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I shot these with Lily Rader last year. We snapped a few in front of a campaign headquarters for Bernie Sanders. It seems like someone forgot to inform him that the system was rigged. Hopefully, all this turmoil will only result in the country waking its ass up from under an incompetent political regime. I fail to see how drastically different a two-party system is from that with only one. Just because we can choose between Pepsi and Coke, doesn't make us free men. After the streets of Hollywood, Lily and I journeyed down to Santa Monica College, where Lily's outfit and actions did not go completely unnoticed.
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Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight? Neither have I, but some women will make me wonder if I sold my soul to the dark side and misplaced the memory of it. Or perhaps I have earned these experiences after all the shit I have had to wade through. When Shelley Fox squeezes out of her clothes in front of your eyes, one tends to forgive Life for all of its cruel moments. It is okay if my goldfish died when I was seven, I have this now.
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The sad truth is that most people think success is having enough money to buy property and collect monthly rent from people like July September. Yes, that is what I will call her because I am petty and have no desire to advertise for other companies. I believe July is the first woman on Zishy with facial tattoos. She must listen to devil music or share a different view on the aesthetics of a human body. So before you decide to cry about her ink in the comments section, try to understand that your crying will accomplish nothing. It is useless. It is a complete waste of your time and energy. Us old guys lost.
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Oooh, I hate those people who disagree with my views on climate change, racism, privacy, abortion, pornography, the global pandemic. How the hell does everyone not see it my way? I watch the real news, you know, the completely unbiased one that isn't after advertising dollars or clicks. The one that isn't owned by a billion-dollar corporation. The one that just tells me the facts. No opinion. No agenda. Just facts. Yeah, I watch that one. Let's divide this country down the middle. The smart people on one side and the idiots on the other. Never mind the laughter of our approaching adversaries. Divide!
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Just when you think that all love is lost in this world, Big Tech shows us that they care. They laid it on the line last week and silenced the tiny faction of America that does not trust our honorable media. Surely, the good guys won and the bad guys have been sent home with their tails between their legs, humbled and reformed. No further violence is to be expected. Thank you, Big Tech. You're the best! Kat Keen and I were told by the manager that we couldn't take pictures in front of his Spec's liquor store. Makes sense. Zishy would never want to give a respectable vendor of alcohol an unfavorable public image. My bad, guy.
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Back in your life, Zishy returns with new photos of a European beauty. Vlada Romashina had me crushing slugs and getting chewed up by mosquitos in this fertile forest. I love all of nature, especially when it long legs and good network coverage,.
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This is another one of my 'come as you are' updates where I photograph the subject in exactly what she arrives in. Women like Hazel Heart do not need to doll themselves up to look amazing. Sometimes the contrast of casual, at-home attire on a stunning, natural beauty is all that is necessary. But what it does require is confidence on the model's part, which Hazel has plenty of. I also like to explore what a person actually wears when she is not planning to be photographed. It's a thing, man. Or maybe it is just my thing. Part 2 coming, with bonus video, and somethin' xtra. Why not?
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When you ask a woman if she is hungry and she says, a little, then you better get some food quick! The answer is never a simple, yes. It is usually something like, mother fucker why didn't you get me food when I said I was hungry?, referring to when she said a little. More of my profound insight and more of the extra-tasty Vonnie Bean to come. Shout-out to Bianchi's in Tucson. Bye Bye.
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Bianca Bell is an amazing woman photographed by our contributor, Maksym. I hope they enjoyed working together because you know I am going to be asking them for more. Stay tuned and best of luck choosing your pumpkin this week.
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I love American sushi. You know, the sushi covered with sweet syrups, creamy sauces, spices and fried shit that Japanese masters would never even think of serving. I like when you can not taste a hint of the two-week-old fish the Korean restaurateurs are trying to pass off as being fresh. That's my jam. But seriously, none of that matters, certainly not when I am having a sensational night with a woman like Amber Moore. Part two will follow tomorrow. Maybe some xtra. Guess we shall see.
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August is here. Can you believe it? The year flies by when you have a half-dead leader of the free world. He sort of reminds me of the grandpa from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Just kidding, that guy was cool. He preferred a hammer over drone strikes. Anyways, fuck politics. All I care about is that my family is relatively safe, I can obtain cannabis with ease, and that my life of photographing women, like Tyla Jessop, remains unhampered. Happy Sunday.
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For the record, I moved here years before Rogan and Musk. And I don't care much for the city. It can suck an egg. I stay on the outskirts. Waiting in line for every GD thing like we are at Disneyland, it's not for me. Anyways, Sybil Kuechler came to visit and we had a blast. She takes her aviation fetish to another level. She works as a thrower on the tarmac in a different city. She frequently travels. She has even attended flight school. I'm sure a few pilots have shared fond memories with Sybil. It would have been utterly thoughtless had I not photographed her arrival. Maybe there is hope for me after all.
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Greta Yarbrough is my new favorite neighbor. She moved in a few weeks ago. She likes to come over, hang out, toss around the Aerobie, take off her clothes and be photographed. Chill shit. If you don't have a neighbor like her, you're truly missing out. More indoor photos of Greta coming in part two. Talk soon.
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Nala Brooks has the kind of breasts that would make for a monumental tragedy if they were never displayed on camera. We walked around UT campus during the height of the pandemic. Most classes were relegated to remote learning, so Nala and I had minimal concern for spectators. Everyone was at home, scared and confused. I was still making smut because I have a mountain of student debt to pay off. It was a nice day outside.
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Please try not to view this set through a political lens. Disha and Alevtina are simply two young women trying to enjoy a few thrills before the planet melts into its nearest star. I am super grateful for the opportunity to travel the world and document beauty and adventure. You subscribers make all of this possible. Remember, no matter where you live, the people in power are lying to you. There is a better way, The New Way. More of this incredible pair to come.
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Moon Torrance makes her way back to Texas to reignite our rockets. This woman is a beast and I say that in the most admirable way. She doesn't mask-up until someone makes her do so. She likes to smoke and drink because it makes her feel good. If you ask Moon what her political views are, she will tell you. Most importantly, Moon doesn't feel remorse about showing off her exquisite body. She loves herself fully which in today's climate seems rare. I'm a fan. More from this evening to come.
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The worst thing about Zishy is that I am horrible at marketing. The best thing about Zishy is that I am horrible at marketing. You will not find a ton of nude imagery in this gallery, but I assume you all have seen a butthole and some vulva before. The good news about this new face is that you can find her in plenty of explicit content online. All you have to do is search for her name, Emily Cutie. What you won't find are pictures like mine of her. That is what makes Zishy gems rare. I will offer more Emily Cutie at some point. Have a nice weekend.
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Beta from Buenos Aires finds yet another irresistible Argentinian for our hungry eyes. Victoria Ramos clearly has a fun personality and a taste for tease. I recently cut out gluten from my diet, so the sweet pastries in these pics have zero appeal to me. In fact, all I consume now are AG1, Blue Chew, and Prime energy drink. It hurts when I breathe, but I can tear a hole in some dry wall with this man-hammer. Are there any cardiologists in the Zishy fanbase? Asking for a friend.
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"She is not your typical model by any means, but I found Bess Burton captivating nonetheless. She was looking for a side hustle to her job in healthcare and knew that she could convert her physical beauty into supplemental income. Bess is a smart girl."
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"Today I bring you Dabney Conrad unfiltered. Real women often have acne, bruises, scars. That's just real life. What are you gonna do when the world reveals its imperfections? Are you going to run? Or are you going to admire the beauty that transcends your fantastic ideals? When I am around a person as wonderful as Dabney, it is hard to be distracted by flaws. Plus, I'd like to think I am wiser than that. I should be. I'm no longer a child. Bonus video to come (tomorrow)."
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And our final contestant, numero 25, from Austin, Tejas. She did an excellent job creatively capturing herself. That's right, she shot these on her own if you can believe that. She was excited to use the contest as an excuse to hone in her self-portrait skills. Great job. Make sure you rate all the sets, subscribers. And if you haven't subscribed, stop looking at face masks. These women are stunning.
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"Part two as promised. The 5-minute bonus video shows how this Russian sausage, featuring Cami, was made. I personally feel it is a beautiful and tasty sausage. Even if there is pushback to this type of content, I will be including this softer, subtler aesthetic from time-to-time. Variety is the spice of life. Have a great weekend."
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The guy at the maritime museum said that I couldn't use the place in the background of my photography. It was a real buzzkill. I don't take people's shit personally any more. If they have problems, I will find ways to skate around them. I have a lot experience with that. I do not try to fix anyone or anything, I just do whatever it takes to feel good. These days, feelin' good is good enough.
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"This girl from Mississippi just wants to have fun. Renee Wilson is a blast to photograph. When we met, it was late and there wasn't much around since we were far outside the city. How about this high school? There shouldn't be anyone around. Shooting in the dark is a challenge, but it helps when you have someone with Renee's energy. We made it work. This week proved to America that there aren't any blue states, only blue cities. Have a great weekend, don't break too many rules."
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I can tell that Mia Valentine is thrilled by life. She has used her talents to travel the world. Tokyo, New York City, Los Angeles. I have no idea where she is today but I would wager that she is having a blast. If fun isn't in your plans today, what are you living for?
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"Welcome to another week of joy and wonder. We have made it well past the halfway point of 2024. Congrats! Here is Victoria Ramos spreading her positive energy from Buenos Aires. Her unique look is an example of nonstandard beauty. I am so grateful to all the diverse women who have taken the chance of putting themselves on the internet. Hawk-Tuhh Girl, hold your head up high. Screw the haters. No hawk-tuhh for thems."
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Jasmine Simco nonchalantly informed me that she trained with the Russian ballet during her teenage years. Oh yeah, that's totally common. I should have expected an extraordinary backstory to come with this extraordinary young woman. Jasmine might not be a heavy lifter when it comes to weights, but I have a feeling she will be lifting spirits around the globe with this gallery.
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Bernie Svintis is a happy person and likes making others happy. Despite what some might think, a woman can be perfectly content at size 0 or size 16. As a man, I can fantasize about what the specs of my ideal woman would be. The optimal measurements for the maximum pleasure. But when the rubber meets the road, what really matters is who can put up with my own bullshit for years to come. Ditch the pettiness.
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Emelia Pearl is a slim vixen with Latin DNA and a creative personality. I can be creative too. Just the other day, after spending all afternoon watching men play football on TV, I was thinking how cool it would be to feel my own body exert itself. So I got out of my recliner, slightly drunk, knocked on my neighbor's door and invited him to the nearby park to pass around the ol' pigskin. We weren't half as good as those professional athletes, but we had double the fun doing rather than watching. We got sweaty and dirty so my neighbor, showing some of his own creativity, invited me over to have a shower and massage at his place. Fuck man, I gotta cut back on the drinking.
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There's something special here. It is so special that I don't even have to hype it. This has always been my vision. Create memories that are priceless. Find women that move the needle. And let the others sell their souls to marketing garbage. Just about every day, my sole concern is finding the next greatness-inspiring woman like Sabrina Lynn. My purpose is singular, my energy is focused into a piercing beam of hot white light. Thank you for supporting Zishy. Your subscriptions are what bring these dreams to life.
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Do you ever have such an insightful dream at night that you can not wait to write about it in your next blog post? The type of dream that gives you a realization which will guide the rest of your life starting tomorrow. Then in the morning, you try hard to remember what it was, but draw a complete blank. That sucks. What's worse though is when it finally comes back to you and you realize that it was not profound at all. Maybe I'll just let images of Wendy Patton speak for themselves.
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Karissa Kane is one tough looking female. She whipped out this strappy outfit and she showed off her impressive physique. Karissa says she was not always built like this, but to never underestimate the effectiveness of hard work. She definitely is no slouch. Remember, you will get more done if you start now.
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When the opportunity presented itself to photograph Morgan Attwood at a vineyard, there was no hesitation. After the horrible fire season last year, many of these beautiful places in California became scorched earth. This year, I will be surprised if the crisis does not repeat itself. Climate change can suck a fat one. More wine dreams with Morgan coming soon.
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Naomi Woods and I visit the Loews Beach Hotel in Santa Monica. We valet-parked her dragons and had the slave army check out the Promenade. Then, we got to down to business. Bonus pics and video of our own Zishy Khaleesi will soon follow.
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Gosh, I hate Vegas. It is such a vapid shit-hole. I still can't wait to get back there. Kinda like social media.
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I have been taking cold showers for years. They can be challenging in the winters, but who wants a life without challenges? However, I would throw out my cold-water-only policy when joining Skye Blue in the shower. She likes it somewhere between hot and scorching. We all have our weaknesses. Skye is a work of art. Video coming tomorrow.
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Melody Marks transformed right before my eyes on this day. She arrived with her hair in messy braids, wearing her thick prescription glasses, and a large backpack on her shoulders. I thought she was going to pull out the book of Mormon and show me the path to redemption. But quickly, I realized Melody's true nature was that of a chameleon. She enjoys ruining people's preconceptions of her. Oh, you think I need to bury my body and sexuality under heaps of shame? Hold my beer ... BTW, I don't know about you, but mandated lockdowns don't seem to work.
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I am finally on the mend from COVID. I bet I transmitted it last week from that goddamn senior citizen who delivered my food without a mask. Or maybe it was from one of the rotten children who play care-fee at the park where I perform my Tai Chi. Sure, I always wear double N95's but nothing is perfect. It befuddles me how many morons out there think it is still 2019. I just wish people were more considerate. But do not worry, gang. I will be back in full swing next week. Already brainstorming new locations for public smut. BTW, I did get a chance to add a bonus video to the update from 3 days ago.
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'Welcome to Miami, bitch' is what Will actually told Chris right before his infamous slap. And now I understand. Miami plays by its own rules. It is in America, but barely. Surprisingly, this was my first time shooting in the city. Kelsey was around and finally without those cursed lash extensions, so I said let's go! The guy on the rooftop is a random onlooker who wouldn't give us our privacy. He wanted Kelsey's number, but when he couldn't get that, he solicited us for weed. Sorry, my guy. Stay tenacious.
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Just like that silly ol' lab virus likes to travel, so do I. Here I am, back in the USA, admiring the beauty of this Australian-born misfit, Zoey Luna. We ran out of acid, so we dropped some Ivermectin right before this little adventure and let me tell you, that shit is legit. It transformed us into fierce neon dragons which could fly freely around the Strip, acting out perverse fantasies with utter impunity. You should try it, really. Ivermectin, Ivermectin, Ivermectin. Spread the word, friendos. Unless you work for big pharma or the WHO, which in that case, lift your head up high and blow your brains out.
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Zishy is updating its terms of use this October as well. We will no longer allow any donkey punches, ATMs, Ringo Starrs, superherosupervillain fisting, upside down toeholds, or bareback spit roasts. Sorry, guys. On the bright side, I will now accept crypto for payment because fuck banks and credit card companies. Anyways, enjoy this extended final tease of Sofia Orlova. She never revealed her nude body completely to us, but I still think she is magic.
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I photographed Hopeless SoFrantic in Los Angeles. She is a nice person and really easy to get along with. She loves animals and is a vegan. As sweet as she is though, she is a living organism and will have to eat other living organisms in order to survive on this planet. That's just how the rules are written. Hopeless says she inherited her large natural breasts and light frame from her mother, who also did some modeling in her youth. Our future looks Hopeless.
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Regan Budimir and Olena Kozich are friends, I think. They probably hang out and go to the movies. Maybe they saw the new Avatar together. Your guess is as good as mine. I just know that they are both beautiful and seek excitement. Unquestionably, they shared a thrill or two for us at Zishy. Hope you get yourself a handful this weekend. z.
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Here are more juicy gems from my time with Hazel Heart. When she agreed to shoot for Zishy, I showed her off to my friend. She claimed to have instantly become obsessed with Hazel. In my head, I was like, Yeah, I get it. Turns out that this was not simply playful exaggeration. Within a few days, my enamored friend ended up taking a flight to Vegas, and for reasons that I do not want to get into, is now serving time in a Nevada state penitentiary. Oh wellz.
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This is gonna sound crazy, but there are days when I feel like God has a crush on me. She totally wants to spoil me and grant every one of my wishes. This was one of those days. Ariel Gossimer is a smart, talented, and insanely beautiful woman. She is the type of person that I meet and think to myself, Yeah she's pretty but she is never gonna model for you. Well, lo and behold, I was wrong again. The opportunity presented itself and I leaped. I will probably be hit by a bus soon. More to come of Ariel, as long as I remain intact.
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When I think back about college, I hardly recall anything about the academics. And I had a respectable GPA. I mostly think about the people that I spent time with and the freedom that we abused. I never regret the time that I spent making mistakes. I wish I made more, took more chances. I had relationships, but I also had loneliness. The loneliness helped me realize how important it is to be tolerant and even more importantly, tolerable. Because loneliness sucks a big fat one. Take care of each other. I will bring you part two of this tomorrow.
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These two women had never met each other before Zishy. Or maybe they were the best of friends? It does not matter. All that's important is that they gave it their all for my camera and generously managed to blow my foreigner mind. The language barrier was a challenge but Disha and Alevtina needed little guidance. These Russians are not bad people. No one should be deemed bad purely based on their nationality. You gotta earn those stripes, ya know? Happy Valentine's Day from big, bad ol' Z.
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For a while there, I didn't think I would ever get the chance to photograph Kerin Metzger again. She said she had gone back to the church life, or Jesus, or what not. But I guess, everything is cyclical. One day, you might want to go to confession and plead for forgiveness. Then the next day, you might feel like getting stoned and fucking the shit out of someone random. Hey, it happens. People are complicated. Anyone know where this is?
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Keira Croft is full of health, sex, and life. I hope she stays that way and never loses sight of what makes her special. I only have award-winning eyelashes and a fabulous wit to rely on. Shucks.
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There isn't a whole lot to say here. The results speak for themselves. These Italian women just hit different. Sadly, this is the Zishy finale of Claudia Veneza, but I am confident there will be others from her beloved country. Once you get a taste of Italian scenery, food, art, women ... it changes something inside you. You might even start telling your closest friends and family to go-a fuck-a yo'self! It's wild. Too bad Italia is also renown for the Catholic Church, which is known for the systematic sexual abuse of children. Oh, biscuits