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This is another one of my 'come as you are' updates where I photograph the subject in exactly what she arrives in. Women like Hazel Heart do not need to doll themselves up to look amazing. Sometimes the contrast of casual, at-home attire on a stunning, natural beauty is all that is necessary. But what it does require is confidence on the model's part, which Hazel has plenty of. I also like to explore what a person actually wears when she is not planning to be photographed. It's a thing, man. Or maybe it is just my thing. Part 2 coming, with bonus video, and somethin' xtra. Why not?
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When you ask a woman if she is hungry and she says, a little, then you better get some food quick! The answer is never a simple, yes. It is usually something like, mother fucker why didn't you get me food when I said I was hungry?, referring to when she said a little. More of my profound insight and more of the extra-tasty Vonnie Bean to come. Shout-out to Bianchi's in Tucson. Bye Bye.
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Bianca Bell is an amazing woman photographed by our contributor, Maksym. I hope they enjoyed working together because you know I am going to be asking them for more. Stay tuned and best of luck choosing your pumpkin this week.
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I love American sushi. You know, the sushi covered with sweet syrups, creamy sauces, spices and fried shit that Japanese masters would never even think of serving. I like when you can not taste a hint of the two-week-old fish the Korean restaurateurs are trying to pass off as being fresh. That's my jam. But seriously, none of that matters, certainly not when I am having a sensational night with a woman like Amber Moore. Part two will follow tomorrow. Maybe some xtra. Guess we shall see.
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August is here. Can you believe it? The year flies by when you have a half-dead leader of the free world. He sort of reminds me of the grandpa from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Just kidding, that guy was cool. He preferred a hammer over drone strikes. Anyways, fuck politics. All I care about is that my family is relatively safe, I can obtain cannabis with ease, and that my life of photographing women, like Tyla Jessop, remains unhampered. Happy Sunday.
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This is when I went to the acid-induced Evropeysky shopping mall with Kari Pitinova. She also gave me a tour of one of Moscow's ornate subway stations. Kari enjoys group dance nights at the park in the summer. She probably thought I was strange, like so many others do, but I am really trying to fit into this psychotic universe. I promise. My therapist says just a few more months and I should start seeing some major progress. Anyways, I am super-grateful she gave Zishy a go. More to come.
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Greta Yarbrough is my new favorite neighbor. She moved in a few weeks ago. She likes to come over, hang out, toss around the Aerobie, take off her clothes and be photographed. Chill shit. If you don't have a neighbor like her, you're truly missing out. More indoor photos of Greta coming in part two. Talk soon.
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These two women had never met each other before Zishy. Or maybe they were the best of friends? It does not matter. All that's important is that they gave it their all for my camera and generously managed to blow my foreigner mind. The language barrier was a challenge but Disha and Alevtina needed little guidance. These Russians are not bad people. No one should be deemed bad purely based on their nationality. You gotta earn those stripes, ya know? Happy Valentine's Day from big, bad ol' Z.
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For a while there, I didn't think I would ever get the chance to photograph Kerin Metzger again. She said she had gone back to the church life, or Jesus, or what not. But I guess, everything is cyclical. One day, you might want to go to confession and plead for forgiveness. Then the next day, you might feel like getting stoned and fucking the shit out of someone random. Hey, it happens. People are complicated. Anyone know where this is?
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Keira Croft is full of health, sex, and life. I hope she stays that way and never loses sight of what makes her special. I only have award-winning eyelashes and a fabulous wit to rely on. Shucks.
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There isn't a whole lot to say here. The results speak for themselves. These Italian women just hit different. Sadly, this is the Zishy finale of Claudia Veneza, but I am confident there will be others from her beloved country. Once you get a taste of Italian scenery, food, art, women ... it changes something inside you. You might even start telling your closest friends and family to go-a fuck-a yo'self! It's wild. Too bad Italia is also renown for the Catholic Church, which is known for the systematic sexual abuse of children. Oh, biscuits
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"Here's an extensive throwback to when Liz Jordan and I went to the Alamo during COVID. In a way, it was a major bust since the monument was closed down for renovation. But in all other ways, it was good times. Liz's dress kept flashing her top wherever we went. We almost cared, then we remembered that Texas loves titties."
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"I didn't get the follower count that I wanted, but it is okay. Life has been kind to me. So here is the rest of what I have of Miki. Use it as inspiration. And yes, as a subscriber, you see her move that arm."
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Another energetic contestant from Portland. Number 17 is bendy and seems to enjoy showing that off. I give her a perfect score on her mask use. Please guys, make sure you are rating these sets. On April 22, I am giving out three Zishy stimulus checks. The Twitter and Instagram posts will go up all at once on Sunday, most likely.
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"September. The calm before the storm. I remember going to Kyiv. It felt like Russia, but freer. It had it's rough edges too, a seedy underbelly, yet the people somehow appeared more optimistic. Things were heading in the right direction, even if slowly. Pretty sure that's all gone now. I hope I will get to return. I hope I get to meet more people like Nika."
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It was back in 2013 or 14 when I photographed this kooky rodeo girl named Mattie Borders. I can't recall what role she played, but it was a dangerous one. Mattie explained how the rodeo almost cost her her leg. I love thrill seekers. They have the most interesting stories if they live long enough to tell them. You can choose to be safe, but hardly anyone will want to buy the rights. Live dangerously for it is a sound investment. On my way to the Wuhan Table Tennis Invitational. See you soon, boi.
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"Hello, guys. We tried our best but Debra and I could not find a razor to save our lives. I feel like it is going to be alright. I feel like there are enough of you out there who appreciate the completely natural look. And if there isn't, well then let me say in the sincerest and most respectful way, ""my bad"". But seriously these photos come with an interesting story. Debra's brother came home unexpectedly during our shoot and wanted to kick my ass for taking photos of his sister. I declined his offer and bid my farewell to the siblings. Debra is a wonderful person. Bonus video tomorrow."
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I met Dita Vetone one evening at the beach. I saw a woman wrapped up in a blanket with a photographer walking back to the parking lot. I approached and asked her for her Instagram. I explained that I was also a photographer and perhaps we could work together. I had no idea what type of insane natural figure lay hidden under that blanket. Life is full of surprises. I think I'll keep at it. More Dita is planned.
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"In part two, Max gets Taya Helenova back to the flat to remove her clothes. This young woman appears to genuinely enjoy our appreciation. With a smile like Taya's, you know this won't be the last you see of her. In other news, I'm officially declaring myself anti-Israel and anti-Palestine. Give the land back to the isopods!"
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I like when people aren't ashamed to show imperfection. I like that Katie Darling let me record her perform a partially learned song on her keyboard. It was subtle but it told me a lot about her. She must truly appreciate the learning process. She must understand that it isn't only the finish line that is important, it's also fact that you're running. That you're pushing to become a better you. Are you?
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"Hey, friends. Vonnie Bean is back, scorching us as always. This time we turn the lights off and she delivers a moody kind of magic. Check back tomorrow, I will post a bonus video and possibly an xtra of our exclusive Ms. Bean. She would be a welcomed guest at my Thanksgiving dinner. Oh, and if any of you are trading meme coins, let me know in the comments. Perhaps we can rally together on some tokens. I recently made juicy gains with $1 (GHichsGq8aPnqJyz6Jp1ASTK4PNLpB5KrD6XrfDjpump) and $evan (GFUgXbMeDnLkhZaJS3nYFqunqkFNMRo9ukhyajeXpump) on Solana."
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I photographed Marie Boitte on a windy day in San Francisco. She is a transplant from France. Supposedly Mark Twain wrote this about the city, The coldest winter I ever saw was the summer I spent in San Francisco. I mostly associate the Bay Area with non-existent parking spaces and the faint stench of human fecal matter wafting through the air. Bon appetit.
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Dannell Norfolk shops at Costco because they sell reasonably priced tubs of coconut oil. I have heard that this oil makes for great lube, but I have also heard that it is a horrible idea. You can find opposing views on everything these days. For instance, rhino horn powder. Everyone knows that it makes men super virile, but no one agrees if you should mix it into your morning smoothie or sprinkle it on scramby eggs. We will figure it out eventually. Here is another great gallery for you to steal and spread all over the internets. Enjoy.
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This is a short intro to a sexy young lady we will refer to as Oakley Jacobs. She had never done anything like this, but was ready to step out of her typical comfort zone after discovering her sexuality. You will see more of her soon. These were taken on a canyon road outside of Los Angeles. Many areas like this have been turned into deathly infernos by the wildfires. These catastrophes can make pessimists out of us all, but only temporarily. Hopelessness is not a luxury that we can afford. The human spirit will persevere whether or not Gaia wants us to. These are new problems but overcoming our problems is nothing new.
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Enjoy this short followup to my visit to the Hindu temple with Georgia Ames. She is friendly and wild, which is unlike the people who run that place. They were all butt-hurt about me taking pictures on their property. Legal threats ensued and subsequently ignored. What's so dirty about the human body and sexuality? Guess I need to become religious to find out.
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Sabrina Lynn returns. What a beauty this woman is. If you don't think I try hard to bring you fellers something special, then you need to checkity-check yourself. When I post a girl like Sabrina, I know it will only be a matter of hours before the entire gallery has been spread throughout the web. Unauthorized and for free, of course. Zishy essentially runs on an honor system. If you like my work and want to see more incredible women like Sabrina, please try to support the site. The more subscribers I have, the more I can compensate the talent. Thank you, babies.
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Kylie Quinn makes the Pacific Palisades palatable. The surrounding nature is beautiful, you just have to share it with a boatload of other assholes. You just have to suffer through the danger of driving on Sunset or PCH everyday. You just have to smile as the dysfunctional California state government eats up your tax dollars. Other than that, Paradise. Kylie Quinn will help you see the silver lining. She is not the innocent type, but let's be honest, that isn't what you really want. You just wanted to be the first to plant your flag. Meh, that shit is overrated.
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Lanah Adams took the journey with me to see Riverside's Mission Inn. This hotel and surrounding area is known for going all out with holiday decor. Lanah is a petite firecracker from the Appalachian region. She escaped the freezing temperatures to enjoy SoCal's milder climate for a couple of weeks. Part two arrives tomorrow with a bonus video and Lanah's sleek nude figure. We may or may not have been escorted off the premises.
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It gets hot on the Backbone Trail and when you have a hiking partner like Misty Lovelace, it can get very exciting. Misty is a wild, open-minded beauty from Texas. I have to always confirm if a girl will feel comfortable outside in nature. With Misty, she was more than willing to hit the trails, literally and figuratively. Feeling shitty? Get outside before you book that pricey appointment with a therapist.
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Morgan Attwood took me to the main street of her quaint town outside of San Jose. We covered the major attractions within minutes, but settled on tickling Morgan's sweet tooth with some raspberry gelato. Morgan is bright, energetic and confident with her sexuality. She vaguely reminds me of Phoebe, the character from 'Friends'. However, Morgan is much more tolerable than asinine one-liners and an abhorrent laugh track. Despite Morgan's less-than-stellar review of the Nissan Leaf, I was surprised at what we were able to accomplish in her backseat.
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Once upon a time, In a land far away, before Covid, before BLM, before Australia and Brazil burned, before the rampant homelessness, before MeToo, even before the entire fake news presidency, I photographed a woman many of you know as Jazz Reilly. She has come a long way. Early 2020 on social media, I saw that Jazz was expecting and that she still lived in Vegas. To my pleasant surprise, she was open to a return shoot. So here she is. Back with budding maternal curves, the immortal Jazz. Congrats on the healthy baby boy!
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I have been taking cold showers for years. They can be challenging in the winters, but who wants a life without challenges? However, I would throw out my cold-water-only policy when joining Skye Blue in the shower. She likes it somewhere between hot and scorching. We all have our weaknesses. Skye is a work of art. Video coming tomorrow.
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Melody Marks transformed right before my eyes on this day. She arrived with her hair in messy braids, wearing her thick prescription glasses, and a large backpack on her shoulders. I thought she was going to pull out the book of Mormon and show me the path to redemption. But quickly, I realized Melody's true nature was that of a chameleon. She enjoys ruining people's preconceptions of her. Oh, you think I need to bury my body and sexuality under heaps of shame? Hold my beer ... BTW, I don't know about you, but mandated lockdowns don't seem to work.
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I am finally on the mend from COVID. I bet I transmitted it last week from that goddamn senior citizen who delivered my food without a mask. Or maybe it was from one of the rotten children who play care-fee at the park where I perform my Tai Chi. Sure, I always wear double N95's but nothing is perfect. It befuddles me how many morons out there think it is still 2019. I just wish people were more considerate. But do not worry, gang. I will be back in full swing next week. Already brainstorming new locations for public smut. BTW, I did get a chance to add a bonus video to the update from 3 days ago.
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'Welcome to Miami, bitch' is what Will actually told Chris right before his infamous slap. And now I understand. Miami plays by its own rules. It is in America, but barely. Surprisingly, this was my first time shooting in the city. Kelsey was around and finally without those cursed lash extensions, so I said let's go! The guy on the rooftop is a random onlooker who wouldn't give us our privacy. He wanted Kelsey's number, but when he couldn't get that, he solicited us for weed. Sorry, my guy. Stay tenacious.
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Just like that silly ol' lab virus likes to travel, so do I. Here I am, back in the USA, admiring the beauty of this Australian-born misfit, Zoey Luna. We ran out of acid, so we dropped some Ivermectin right before this little adventure and let me tell you, that shit is legit. It transformed us into fierce neon dragons which could fly freely around the Strip, acting out perverse fantasies with utter impunity. You should try it, really. Ivermectin, Ivermectin, Ivermectin. Spread the word, friendos. Unless you work for big pharma or the WHO, which in that case, lift your head up high and blow your brains out.
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Some dictators are so wise that instead of making their countrymen lazy by providing drinkable tap water, they have them find alternative solutions, such as fetching it from local springs. Of course, you can always purchase bottled water in a store using debased currency if you prefer. Victoria Minina gives us a taste of life in a small Russian village. She also shows us her boldest travel attire. I imagine there is not a long wait at Russian airports these days. The country is way overdue for a regime change. C'mon, guys. You got this.
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I know that most of you are here for my financial advice. You wanna learn how to roll up like a big G in a tricked out Honda Accord. Look, I get it. Here's what you do. Borrow 5 large from your mom's boyfriend and invest into Zishcoin. The gains will be massive. Let's face it, you are not going to be getting a job any time soon and that whole iPad repair business idea you had is never gonna pan out. Actual work is so Old World. You want easy money and this is where Zishcoin comes in. I am opening up the ICO to subscribers only through the end of June. Send in your useless Bitcoins and I'll swap them for 5x of equivalent value in Zishcoin with zero transaction fees. Thanks. Back soon with more content. Here's the second coming of Chase Jenaro.
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Regan Budimir and Olena Kozich are friends, I think. They probably hang out and go to the movies. Maybe they saw the new Avatar together. Your guess is as good as mine. I just know that they are both beautiful and seek excitement. Unquestionably, they shared a thrill or two for us at Zishy. Hope you get yourself a handful this weekend. z.
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Here are more juicy gems from my time with Hazel Heart. When she agreed to shoot for Zishy, I showed her off to my friend. She claimed to have instantly become obsessed with Hazel. In my head, I was like, Yeah, I get it. Turns out that this was not simply playful exaggeration. Within a few days, my enamored friend ended up taking a flight to Vegas, and for reasons that I do not want to get into, is now serving time in a Nevada state penitentiary. Oh wellz.
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This is gonna sound crazy, but there are days when I feel like God has a crush on me. She totally wants to spoil me and grant every one of my wishes. This was one of those days. Ariel Gossimer is a smart, talented, and insanely beautiful woman. She is the type of person that I meet and think to myself, Yeah she's pretty but she is never gonna model for you. Well, lo and behold, I was wrong again. The opportunity presented itself and I leaped. I will probably be hit by a bus soon. More to come of Ariel, as long as I remain intact.
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When I think back about college, I hardly recall anything about the academics. And I had a respectable GPA. I mostly think about the people that I spent time with and the freedom that we abused. I never regret the time that I spent making mistakes. I wish I made more, took more chances. I had relationships, but I also had loneliness. The loneliness helped me realize how important it is to be tolerant and even more importantly, tolerable. Because loneliness sucks a big fat one. Take care of each other. I will bring you part two of this tomorrow.
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I received a lot of criticism over the last update. Apparently, some of you aren't fans of outright nudity. I apologize. Here is an update bringing it back to Zishy basics--an attractive young woman flashing me her panties in public. If you are primarily here for the nudity, do not worry. I will be back soon with more bare bits to spit your grits at. For now, embrace the tease.
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Here's a little bonus Maddie Crump for you. I thought I had some video from this day to share with you, but I seem to have been mistaken. Don't fret, I'll be back sometime this weekend with more Zish. Smooches.
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Marcela Gaona is an intelligent and sound-minded individual. Plenty of you will think otherwise just because she shows her naked body to the world online. You are not fools, but this is a foolish thought. Erase the negativity. Your life will be better without it. If there is one thing a person truly owns, it should be their body. And if one is not free to sell photos of that which they own, then what the fuck is the point?
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It took patience, but I was finally able to meet and photograph Riley Nixon. She is kind, intelligent, and seemingly holds back nothing from the camera. She traveled to Austin earlier this year before the weather turned dangerously unbearable. Riley and I still broke sweats walking through downtown. An outing this extensive could prove deadly in the midst of July. We visited the Comedy Mothership, Joe Rogan's club, where they were handing out vials of horse dewormer. I am so glad that Joe has been de-platformed and that we are now safe due to the saintly work of Fauci and big pharma. Hail Pfizer! Two last things, the misspelling is intentional and a bonus video was added to the previous update with Jeni.
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"If you are reading this and you have yet to subscribe, then I must declare that you are missing out. The other day I found a site that asks for $50 a month (the price of a year of Zishy). This site features amazing women too and decent photography, but I can already sense the regret which would quickly follow that purchase. But who cares? I'm not worried about what others do. I'm worried about you missing out on women like Jupiter Stassy, watching her flash the camera while she is shopping for a Halloween costume. You won't find that Gucci anywhere else. No cap. Zishy just hits different."
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"I already hear you squirming and seething in your seats over this one. Don't worry, pal. Part two of Mitra will arrive tomorrow. This is a soft and subtle update, reminiscent of older Zishy. Who among you has stuck with the site since 2013? I truly appreciate your loyal support. Believe me, I know it has more to do with these sensational women that have graced us their image for our enjoyment. They are the diamonds. I'm just mining over here."
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"As friendly and agreeable as Valery Ponce appears to be in photos, I know that deep down she likely is full of drama. My uncle who has three daughters and who has been married three times, once told me that all women are crazy. No ifs, ands, or buts. He is certainly biased, yet my experience with the opposite sex has been similar. Before you get offended, please understand that I don't think that men are trouble-free. The truth is, I am indifferent towards men. If they are drama, I can ignore them. Women on the other hand, I simply cannot ignore. It isn't in my power. I will add a bonus video and xtra of Valery soon."
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Every morning I wake up thinking that they found a cure or that it was all just a bad dream. But nope. This shit is real. I am getting older and there is nothing I can do about it. I know we are all in the same boat. Our hair is falling out or turning grey, wrinkles are forming across our faces, and we can only last a mere two and a half hours in bed with incredible women like Regan Budimir. Why is this happening to me? Why do I now require ten painful minutes to recharge instead of the standard five? My word. Is there any hope left? Science, I am in your hands now. Bring me Eternal Spring.
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"Here's a little potpourri of skin and beauty from our contributor in Moscow. These photos of Ira Sedina were captured in a stealthy way with a smaller 'snapshot-style' camera for good reason. I was told, but can not remember the exact story which came with this content. Something about an angry employee at the aquarium, inappropriate attire, blah blah blah. All I know is that Ira is always a friend to the camera. At the end of the gallery, she sent me a few photos from her phone while she recovered from an 'accident'. I think she just got a nose job, but whatever. I am happy to see Ira back. Sol meme degens check out $VHS (CA: 5e41GfrQwTP74LgGt6WP9kw6xa1jQhAERCjnFKf74y52)"
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I met Kayla Coyote as the Earth Day festival in Santa Barbara was wrapping up. It turns out she had done some prior provocative modeling for a site called Playdude or something. But forget about them. You want the real deal here at Zishy. Other publications are like those pale red tasteless spheres you buy in Walmart that are supposed to be tomatoes. Zishy is the juicy fruit that you can pop straight into your mouth, fresh off the vine growing in Grandma's garden. Eat up. More of Ms. Coyote to come.
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Happy Fourth. Dita Vetone is super picky about the food she eats, but she humored me and tasted a chunk of fried alligator tail from my plate. To me, the gator was fantastic. But what the hell do I know? I was sitting there, half love-drunk with the exceptional creature across the table. She might not show it all, but she will still floor your jaw. Stay tuned for part two.
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"Amber Moore makes our college volleyball star fantasy come true with this one, even if the outfit has nothing to do with sports. Amber's fit, long legs never cease to impress. We will return to this incredible woman and sensational afternoon soon. Happy Monday. You guys are right, I have the best job."
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It is pretty hard not to fall in love with the nature in the Pacific Northwest, especially when isn't raining. I was visiting friends in Portland and as luck would have it, Peach Kennedy was in town doing the same. We linked up one morning and took a stroll in Mount Tabor Park. Peach eventually ended up without any clothes on, but due to legal reasons, I can't show you those images. Just kidding, more to come.
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If you don't think you can do something, then you can't. I always held onto the belief that I would work again with Dita Vetone. We went to Indian Rocks beach near Tampa. There was no parking and we were in a crunch for time, the sun was quickly setting. We parked in some poor bastard's private parking spot and hoped for the best. We caught the sun, we rolled in the bleached sand, we got the shots. Dita has this half-bitchy, half-playful attitude that is lovely, half the time. With peaks this high, there are bound to be some valleys. Once we returned to the red bug, there was an angry note on the window from a deeply offended resident. Sorry, baby. I'm in show business and this show must go on.
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There's someone for everyone, at least there should be. The happiest you is the one that sees beauty in all things.
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Wendy Patton surprises the hell out of me. The very first time that I met her, she had never even done any lingerie modeling. She was not sure she could pull off sexy in photos, but she was willing to try. Fast forward to today, with this gallery, Wendy takes the reigns and does things that overstep the limits of Zishy. If you think this was all my doing, think again. This woman knows that torture and tease go hand in hand. I get the feeling she likes to torture us.
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Lauralynn Parrish wanted to explore the campus of Mesa College before the semester started. It was the perfect setting for a beautiful young woman seeking some mischief without too many eyeballs around. Apologies if this gallery triggers anyone with impending student loans. I am sure the job market for your liberal arts degree will open up soon. This is probably just a phase.
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Casey Nohrman is photographed here by a Zishy contributor in Latvia. They visit Riga's Museum of Art and seem to have had full run of the place. The museum was abuzz with the arrival of Johannes Van Hoytl's priceless Renaissance painting, Boy with Apple. Hardly anyone seemed to notice when Casey's dress would mysteriously levitate. Happy Thanksgiving. Stay charged.
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Bridgette Vaughn is a real beauty that I am lucky to work with. Sometimes you might see a goddess like her and be too intimidated to approach. This is a mistake. Chances are, you will not sleep with them, so don't even try. Don't seek their approval. Hide the instinctual urge to procreate with their fabulous genetics. These women are complicated messes inside just like the rest of us. Part two coming tomorrow.
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I know some of you, perhaps just one of you, has been consistently in my ear about posting another Phaedra James set. This is why I love photography, and this is why I love photography of women specifically. Every now and then there is a special person or image or expression that will speak to our soul. It doesn't matter if everyone else understands it. The beauty is in the effect. It is a wonderful thing to be obsessed. Everyone interesting that I have ever known is obsessed with something.
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Bonnie Luntz loves to embrace a challenge. She goes after what she wants and is unapologetic about it. Her set of purple plugs is a symbol of her determination. Another great thing about Bonnie is that she rarely ceases to smile. Even when global warming has pushed heat waves into late November, she is full of positivity. Deep down, she knows that no matter how bad this existence of ours gets, there is always a silver lining. Life will continue, somewhere, somehow.
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I did not watch the Baywatch movie. I was probably too busy living my own life or shooting someone like Tiffany Drake at Will Rogers State Beach. We had a lifeguard approach us and ask about our photos. I thought he was going to give us bullshit about not having a permit or something along those lines. You know, first-world problems. But instead, he starts talking about how he is into photography and often shoots female models. Yadda yadda yadda. Oh would you look at the time? Tiffany looked so good in both of her bikinis we had to devote a bit of attention to each.
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The church lady told Ulyana that she was not dressed appropriately to enter the house of God. So we respectfully snapped a few pics outside of the sacred room. Ulyana demonstrated how women are to have their hair covered when they are inside worshiping. This makes sense since hair is evil. I am glad mine is quickly departing my pate. Have you ever noticed that the first three commandments are essentially the first rule of Fight Club? A forbiddance of murder only makes it to number six on the list. And I know everyone is talking politics these days. Let me just remind you of the old saying, "If voting made a difference, they wouldn't let us do it."
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Another young lady that looks innocent but is far from it. Well, Liz Jordan likes sex and promiscuity so I guess that makes her evil or something. At least in the eyes of some people. I think she's rad and has an upbeat attitude. Check her hard porn out if you're into that sorta thing. I bet it's intense. I would partake, but I can only get off to Bigfoot documentaries now. Sucks.
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Once again, our contributor from Colombia comes through with an incredible find. Vicky tells me that she discovered Lissa Mendez working as a receptionist at a dental office. With a smile like that, I believe it. I would have her greet all my clientele and charge them a premium for it. What do you think? Should I have them take more pics on Lissa's next day off?
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It's funny how we just accept the hatred of all things male now with woke culture. Just kidding, it isn't funny at all. Why? Because hate breeds hate and it will only be reciprocated and the cycle continues. Speaking of cycles, Erna O'Hara has a sweet old-timey ride. Pigs, I mean men, and probably some women, like to sit on their stoops and watch her ride by. Brooklyn has its moments.
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Here is another one of my tails from Russia. Nicole Ross is stunning, but has a fatal flaw, she needs to be constantly photographed. While at the lake, I wanted to document the tranquil waters and athletic bodies, but no, Nicole kept nagging. Quick, Zach. Get a shot of my cute panties. How about you get me bending over while the bus passes by? Ooh, I would look so hot with this dress in front of the cathedral. Blah, blah, blah. She just doesn't stop. These girls never let me get any decent shots for my travel portfolio. How the hell am I ever gonna get to work for Cond Nast? Oh wells. Enjoy Zish.
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Erna is another true specimen of female beauty. She has great hips and seems quite hip. I doubt I would have been able to sit with her or her crowd at the high school lunchroom. That's okay. I now have all that I need.
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Sasha Apex believes that she is not appreciated on Zishy just because a few twats on here have left negative comments about her ink. I have urged her to ignore outdated critics that do not share her opinions on aesthetics and are unable to hold their tongue. Nonetheless, she blocked me. I am pretty sure she will come around eventually. But yeah, tats, who needs 'em?
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It is almost summer for reals. Can you believe it? The wife is nagging me about vacation plans. Yeah, hun. Wherever you wanna go. But let's just make sure I can find a few marvelous women at said destination which I can photograph for Zishy. We gotta fund those improvements you want on the house, right? And you did marry a workaholic. Anyways, here is a new update with Ileana Burgos, shot for us by a contributor in Colombia. More of her to come.
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This is an excellent summer afternoon to remember. Ophelia and I were craving heavy Mexican food along with an ice cold adult beverage. Lupe Tortilla was there to provide. We opted to dine outside for more privacy, but that was short lived and Ophelia didn't care. I asked her if she found sweat disgusting, and to my surprise, she did not. So we agreed to bring you viewers a mess of slippery shots from the parking lot. It only takes a few minutes with the engine off and the windows rolled up here in Texas. Feast on these heat shock proteins, my friends.
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OMG, Becky. Today I met this really chill guy after my gender studies class. Apparently, he's like this super famous photographer who is gonna help me out with my acting career. I showed him around campus and he took some AMAZING photos of me. You should totally see how sexy they came out. Some of them were a bit on the slutty side, but he kept saying, It's a brave new world, baby or something hilarious. He can be a real kook, but he is fucking dreamy. Next week, we are planning to take some pics inside my dorm room. I hope that bitch, Kim, can put down her phone long enough to go to class!
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When Kayla Coyote doesn't have a good shirt to wear to bed, she doesn't cry about it. She just throws on her comfy shorts and socks and makes do. Some might think I am the type of guy who would hide Kayla's tops under the bed next to her Trivial Pursuit 40th Anniversary Ruby Edition, but you have no proof. You just like spreading dirt. Remember, if you don't have anything good to say, say it fiercely in the comments section. Also, I am looking for new models to shoot before the year end. Find one and I will pay YOU 1K. 1 She must be 18 and reside in the U.S. 2 You must have established personal correspondence her. TTYS Moopy
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This update is the first in somewhat of an experimental series. I handed the director's seat to Victoria Minina, our famed modelcontributor, and begged her to photograph a few of her hip fashion model friends for Zishy. Since the beginning, my aim was never to create the raunchiest softcore site possible. Rather, I simply wanted to take photos that I found interesting with women that I found beautiful. Don't get it wrong. I think Mitropoliya is a work of biological art, but this is me entrusting Victoria to explore her own aesthetic sensibility. Behold the female gaze. Warning it is not as raunch as mine is typically.
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Back in the day, it was common for fathers to joke about sleeping with the babysitter. I certainly would not recommend that sort of thing. It would probably wreck your life in many ways. That being said, Hazel Moore would be too much temptation in the role of nanny. Do not hire her. But this is what Zishy is for. It should be ok to have outrageous fantasies, and if it isn't, then I'm totally fucked. Video coming tomorrow.
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Fair warning, this update gets wild. If you are reserved, Savannah Small may not be your gal. When I arrived at her home, I was warmly greeted and welcomed inside. The famous Southern hospitality is real. Savannah had nothing on but this soft fuzzy robe. She offered me coffee, put on some music, and well, I had no choice but to document this beautiful, sexual woman. One thing led to another and all of the sudden I was witnessing Zishy boundaries being smooshed. There's one thing that certainly isn't small about Savannah, her libido. If you want to see the unadulterated video, email me and we'll work out something directly. I will make sure she gets a cut.
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Happy Halloween everyone! I know you might not like tall, brunette women. Or women who keep their body hair. Or women who wear silly-ass fake lash extensions. Or women who have tan lines. Or the band, Phish. Or women who like to be choked. Or women who enjoy playing with their spit. But life sucks and you get what you get and sometimes you just have to try and let everything wash over you like a refreshingly cool wave of Dubsie. Now, go scare some kids. Bye.
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"More teasin' and cheesin' from the adorable Olya Derkach. I have probably tried pickles on pizza before, but it was so non-memorable that I have zero opinion of it. Towards the end of this 7-minute bonus video, Olya explains to our contributor that when she agreed to topless, it only meant that she would be without a top, but always covering her pepper-oh-never mind. I was trying to stick to the pizza theme. Yura learned a valuable lesson, as I have many times, which is that in this business/artform/whatever-you-want-to-call-it, we remain at the mercy of the beautiful woman in front of us. So it goes. I am still grateful, O."
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"GM, guys. I'm such a sucker for Meadow Brink and her numerous charms. When she invited me to Wisconsin, I jumped. I had no idea how cold it would be. I'm a Texas boy. I fought through the pain as long as I could but had to tap out early. I'm really sorry, friends. Or maybe I'm not a pussy and there will be a part 2 to this. Guess we're gonna find out ;)"
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Contestant 16 is from Spain. She first submitted the evening pics, but decided that the light was so much better the next day, she had to shoot more. I graciously accepted her addendum.
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"Camila Gomez, naked, in heels, with her tall and slender form is a vision that makes me believe in poetry. I begin to understand the delicate harmony of the universe. So much of the noise and chaos that distracts me, constantly, is counter-balanced by a beauty which commands my total focus. This is what kings will gladly bend their knees to. Okay, probably a bit much. But she sure is fetching."
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Whenever I photograph a woman like Heidi Romanova, I ask myself why? See, Heidi has been a popular nude model for several years. She has shot with countless photographers. You can find her all over the internet. But still, I go into these shoots thinking that I will capture something that the other photographers might have missed. I try to find my unique voice echoed by her beauty. I want to be the best. This is impossible, Zach. Just try to be a better you. The real competition always takes place within.