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Sylvia Belotti is the type of woman that I hope young men I see in the gym locker room have as a girlfriend or fuckbuddy. These dorks flex in the mirror, search for the perfect angles, snapping multiple images with their iPhones, all without a hint of shame. I really hope someone like Sylvia is on the receiving end of these pics. Otherwise, it looks super gay. And that's a big turnoff for me.
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Hey, guys. Your favorite villain is back. That is referring to me, not Zoe Aguilar. She is a real sweetie. She never says anything controversial. She always gives reverence to anything anyone might possibly consider sacred. She does not enjoy nor advocate dark humor dark as in tragic. Zoe is considerate and agreeable just like every woman should be. She only knows how to toe the line. As for me, now that is a different story. I have been pissing people off for as long as I can remember. There is a demon inside me. My tongue always seems to say the wrong thing at the wrong time. Trust me, I don't think it is cute, but I also can't ditch it at this point. It has become an essential part of my brand. Help! - Donald J.
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It has been a while since Keely Rose made her Zishy debut with an epic dance vid, but the energy she brings to this smoothie run is why I will have her back several more times. Even when a local policeman walked into Juiceland during our visit, Keely seemed un-phased. I have a feeling that most of these women know exactly how much they can get away with--a lot.
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Words, words, words, words. I'm sure you really want to hear what I have to say. I make elegant sentences. I pose interesting questions. I often use proper punctuation. Or maybe you are just here for the pretty girls. Hmm, I wonder. Ira Sedina is another exquisite young woman that I met in Russia. Here we are in Moscow eating eggs and taking risky photos outside of ornate religious architecture. You should stick around Zishy and see more of Ira. It beats constantly refreshing your screen to watch a crypto portfolio plummet. Thanks, Elon.
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Vonnie Bean somehow survives under the hot sun in Arizona. She is amazing and there is more to this adventure. So, just please be patient with ol' ZV. I also want to address a few recent requests for non-porn stars. First of all, none of them are porn stars here because they are not having sex on Zishy. A woman only becomes a porn star in your eyes because you watched her porn elsewhere. So maybe don't do that? Secondly, Zishy is a small operation. I can always use a helping hand. If you have contact with a woman that you would want to see as a model, please send her my way. Perhaps an informative link like this will help www.zishy.comcasting
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Growing up, Jeni Kessler was a track star. Now, she makes hearts race via the internet. Her look stands out to me for its diverse combination of traits. I have been playing around more with AI image generation and although it can create stunning portraits of non-existent people, these soulless apparitions still lack the essence of an individual. Not only that, all of the generated images carry the stench of artifice in a similiar way, as if it is the same artist painting each picture. Let's hope he continues to prove himself inadequate, so that some of us humans remain employed. Zishy is 100 authentic and flawed.
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"This day started a bit rough. Keely gave me all this grief because she felt ugly without full makeup in public. I caved and agreed we'd shoot by the lake where there would likely not be any crowds. Then a strange thing happened while we were taking pictures, someone in the distance asked ""Excuse me, is there a bridge or something to get to the other side?"" Hmmm, that voice sounds familiar. ""Are you Duncan Trussell?"" ""Yeah man, that's meeee!"" ""Holy shit, no way."" That really made my day. Keely's cool too. Peace."
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"Fall weather comes around like a neighbor who knows your name but doesn't ask too many questions. Chills begin making you appreciate the warm spots at the metro station. The wind’s got that little bite, not cold enough to hurt but enough to remind you that you’re still alive, still part of the world that insists on spinning even when you’d rather it didn’t. You throw on that old jacket, the one that’s seen too many BBQ bacon cheeseburgers and too few laundromats, and suddenly, you’re a poet with pockets. Part two of Agos tomorrow. Glad she keeps coming around."
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Wow! This contest seems to be picking up steam. Here is contestant 3, she is holed up in upstate New York. She paints, plays guitar, listens to oldies, and knows how to tease the hell out of a viewing audience. Taking self portraits is a pah-pah-pain, so I commend these women on all their efforts. How beautiful is she without the mask? Only myself and Zishy subscribers will know :) I should be able to get a regular update in tomorrow. Save a life, wear your mask.
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"The Call Her Daddy host asked what she considered a profound question. Can you think of a law that gives the government the power to make a decision about a man's body? The absent-minded presidential candidate, chuckled and said she couldn't think of any. Some critics might present obvious arguments like an involuntary military draft or perhaps even imprisonment, but what about something as simple as narcotics use? I am pretty sure the government tells us all that if we ingest certain chemicals, we become criminals. Hell, Tommy Chong got 9 months for selling bongs! And what about it being unlawful to drop a deuce on your own front yard? Too many damn rules. So ladies, don't worry. You're not being singled out here."
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Hello Fellow Sentients. I'm back from a chaotic trip photographing more beautiful women who were incredible but definitely not flawless. This art form that I have chosen has led me to search for the balance between humanity and perfection. I am discerning when it comes to the models that I pursue, but I also want to find beauty in everyone. Historically, I have a certain type, that is undeniable. But I am also trying to broaden the horizons of my palette. Life requires it. My personal taste has had to adjust with age and with my lovers' age. Flexibility is a virtue. Rose Fessenden is perfectly flawed, like me.
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"One month of 2025 is in the books. How are you feeling? Vaemis Kory appears very comfortable here with our contributor, Vika. This game has many levels. Level one, find and recognize beauty. Level two, learn how to properly document the beauty you have found. Three, refine your technique by executing year after year under diverse conditions. And four, the final boss, share and develop these abilities in others. To infinity and beyond! Who's coming with?"
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Here is another gorgeous young woman that you will never call your lover. My list also grows each day. But that is okay. I have made my peace with painful reality. Lacole Sawyer has given us the amazing gift of enjoying her naked beauty in digital form. This is an important aspect that many of us can easily overlook. Yes, these girls have the face, the curves, the moves, but they also have a personality that says, It is fine if the world sees my pictures. I choose to share.
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One of the sweetest, most innocent deviants you will ever meet. Ashley Lane strikes me as a performer who truly loves her work. She is the type of woman who makes you question the fact that porn is completely fake. Ashley is into being tied up, so I asked her to give me a quick demonstration. I can't tie for shit, so she had to do it on her own. Next time, I will be prepared (probably not).
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"Even though men are better at everything, I still prefer watching a woman stretch and dance in a leotard. I'm just open-minded like that. Love you, guys. Have a great weekend."
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Carmen Rae returns for part two. This young woman might be petite but is fierce through and through. No matter how bad the odds are stacked against you, no matter what cards your are dealt, there should always remain one voice cheering you on. Your own.
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I miss old Las Vegas and its sanctuary for my 'bad' behavior. Unfortunately, the city is losing its edge and evolving into corporate dystopia, complete with overpriced parking. Vegas is getting Nerfed to pander to generation wuss. Pretty soon the Strip will have designated safe spaces where tourists can avoid all micro-aggresions and any possibility of being triggered by uncouth activity. There are several stories of couples being arrested for having sex in the pods of the High Roller, Vegas' giant ferris wheel attraction. Keep Sin City sinful, or let's just all stay home and throw our dollars down local gutters.
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Neda Marie had no problem gambling and taking risque photos with me in Las Vegas. This beautiful young woman has been against the odds since her childhood, but she keeps smiling. We can look at each other and focus on our differences or we can acknowledge the immense common ground we share. Most people on Spaceship Earth just want safety, love, and a little fun before their time is up. There are so many more interesting things to do than hate.
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Kayla Linchek is into classic muscle cars, smoking weed, eating choice meats, paying regular visits to the beach, and teasing fine gentlemen like ourselves. What more can you ask for? I'm not worried. I am sure you'll think of something. We rose early to dodge the crowds at Dockweiler in Los Angeles. Yes, that is Kayla's actual car in part one, or it was until it broke down completely.
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It is that time of year. Break out the eggnog and chainsaw. We are going deep this holiday season. Trista Jakes got cozy around the most over-decorated Christmas tree I've ever seen. It was a frigid day in Dallas, but nothing her grandma's furnace couldn't handle. The best is blessed.
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We visit the restaurant at Luxe, a fancy hotel on Sunset Boulevard, with Asia Amour. This woman is not shy. She puts down the calamari appetizer, the fish dinner, the premium tea, etc. Of course, we must opt out of adult beverages until she turns 21. Don't worry, no fun was missed. Anyways, I take care of the bill, but do I complain? You would have to be a moron. Women like Asia are worth going all out. Sometimes, you simply cannot play it safe. More from this evening awaits you.
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Here's what happened after my dinner with Asia Amour. She performed bedroom gymnastics with her alien sex body. Sometimes, a girl is so incredible a female specimen that I have to take a sec and appreciate my current position amongst the cosmos. Sometimes, I also have to take a sec and open up a news web site just to realize why I should not open up a news web site. All the ugliness of unhappy people is trying to consume the reality for the rest of us. Don't be a sucker. Disconnect from the Hatrix.
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"I was recently asked again for advice on how to become, well, me. I could tell you what cameras to buy, what resources to read, and a host of other tedious steps that I have taken over the last two decades. But the truth is that these are not the hardest parts of the job. You must be prepared to disappoint your mother, your lovers, and basically anyone who has a textbook view of sexuality. You must swallow the shame that has been instilled into you by conservative culture. You must fiercely fight for your vision of what is beautiful and interesting. After all of that, maybe one day you will find yourself in front of a naked Alejandra Cobos. Will you be ready?"
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Chaney Gunn is another stellar participant from our quarantine contest held earlier this year. We have come a long way, baby. And yet not much has changed. Still crazy, just more patient. Chaney used to be a competitive diver which explains her strong physique. She is at the level of badass that can't be faked.
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Hello fellow maniacs. Our theme today is 'girls with dirt'. If you've kept up with Zishy, you probably recognize Sofia Orlova. These shots were taken after she rolled around on the shores of the Baltic and covered herself with mud for a previous update. Sofia had brought with her another one-piece that she looked equally splendid in so I could not resist. Then, there is Rebel Tee who I recently met in blazing Arizona. She is less reserved. Wow that rock formation is stunning, lets take some nekkid photos in front of it. Cool! Damn, this job is great. More of each of these two should be expected.
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Back with a sudsy encore and a 5-minute bonus video. I have heard it said that the simple viewing of naked voluptuous women can add years to the human male's life expectancy. In that case, we must thank Samadhi Amour and her friend, Alina, for contributing this update to Zishy. I look forward to growing old with all of you. Have a great day.
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Nadia Serbinenko wanted to show me just how different her two sets of black underwear were. Ahh, I understand now. One is for those dates when you are wearing long fingernails and don't want to accidentally scratch your sensitive skin when you pull down the waistband to use the restroom. Very crafty, Nadia. Zishy is proud to announce two new sponsors, Pfizer and JPMorgan Chase. These guys get a bad wrap, but that is all misinformation. Corporations are just groups of people. And people ultimately want to help each other. What we need most right now is stronger faith in our large institutions. Everything is under control. Everyone is playing by the same rules. Greed is fake. Goodnight.
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I had a dream that I became so woke and enlightened that a woman with a body like Stella Barry's would have no effect on me. Her well-endowed chest would seem as commonplace as an old desk lamp or an empty picture frame. My libido would no longer be sparked easily by such surface attributes. I would see past those things and only value personality and intelligence. Yeah, well that was a dream. And I am not sorry. So, deal with it.
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Another stunning set of photos of Stella Barry from Portland, shot again by Anthony. Sometimes I worry that these Zishy women are ruining my standards in real life. I look around the city and realize how rare a photogenic woman can be. Don't get me wrong. They exist in every locale, but the percentage is low and possibly on the decline. For those with a discerning eye, it does help if one lives near a university. I now realize why some men spend large portions of their lives striving to become college professors. Only kidding. I am sure that has nothing to do with it. Certain folks are just born to teach. Respect.
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It is already hard enough to find two beautiful women who will pose naked for you. Finding two of them that get along together, that is an even bigger ask. I don't want to jinx myself, but I have a history of good fortune. This update can serve as evidence. Despite failing to become the Tri-State orange eating champion, I have managed to create entertainment that many people love more than paraplegic stepdaughter porn. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna jump off the computer now, but tomorrow I plan to add some video since I've been slacking on that. See ya!
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I took the uniquely beautiful Jeni Kessler to Newport Beach for some photos at the harbor. We caught the attention of a few recreational boaters and one offered the use of his vessel free of charge. Of course, this meant he would be aboard as Jeni modeled provocatively, but I am sure this had zero to do with his kind offer. My initial reaction was to refuse, but I asked Jeni how she felt, and she gave it the green light. All was cool until our captain presented an impromptu poem that he had written for Jeni while we photographed. That's wonderful, mate. Would you look at the time? We must be going. Have some video tapes to return.
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This is more of a video-heavy update. Runtime is over 430 minutes for the bonus video. My sessions with Nadia Serbinenko taught me that if I ever come across a reason to smile, laugh or dance, I must not take it for granted. So when you see a young boy writhing in pain, clutching his stomach, yelling, Get it out! Get it out of me!, because he took your ghost pepper challenge, you owe it to yourself to yuck it up. Life is too short, my dudes.
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Part two cuz I love you. Just kidding. I don't even know you. But I do appreciate you supporting my work.
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Gaby Mueller is back in her final Zishy update, unless she decides to return with her now more-muscular physique. She recently squatted three reps at 227lbs, which is impressive even for most males. There might not be much profound value in body-building, but one thing I can admire is a person pursuing their happiness. Gaby does this unapologetically and appears to be successful at it. See you soon!
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More Helga Amor from Ukraine, brought to us by Maksym. Instead of reading to my opinions on topics that I know nothing about, I implore those of you with extra time and open minds to listen to this interview httpswww.youtube.comwatch?vo92oSgU17Lo What do you think? Is he full of shit? Have a great weekend. Stay skeptical.
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They say that driving in a car is more dangerous than flying in an airplane. This is supposed to comfort those who are afraid of flying, but it merely increases the terror that I feel while I am on the road, which is much more often the case. I certainly do not want to be t-boned by some careless driver, especially while I am receiving sexual favors from a frisky passenger. These are special life moments that one must treasure removed from anxiety. Respect the 100-mph blowjob. That insignificant text message or email can wait. Women like Mara Blake cannot.
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"Two beautiful women getting naked and being playful. Life doesn't have to be so complicated. The other day I was discussing a particular social issue with someone and she asked me where I formed the basis of my opinion. I realized that mostly my view on this issue came from online interactions. She pointed out that real life isn't on the internet. And of course, I know this already, but sometimes I need to be reminded. Everything online can be faked. We are looking at pixels. We are existing through avatars. For instance, Zoe and Emma absolutely hated each other. Emma stormed out of the shoot. Nah, that's bullshit too. In reality, I have no idea. They seem like they both had a good time."
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"Part two as promised. She really is something special. I am confident we will be seeing more of this Angel."
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"Here is part two of Hazel's finale. She makes Mexico proud. It is difficult to find such a natural wonder that also has little to no sexual inhibitions. When you encounter a special woman like Hazel, you gotta be damn sure you treat them well. But equally important, make sure you send them my way. Thanks."
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I photographed Emelia Pearl around the holidays. Her father's tropical fish tank cast an interesting hue of light on her body. She sat naked in his favorite leather recliner. We filmed in her parents' bedroom. We had the run of the house while everyone else was at work. Freedom means no rules, that is why none of us is ever really free.
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"I took a lot of photos of Penelope Kay in the mountains near Flagstaff and I think they're pretty, as she is too, so I'm gonna share them here on the site. I hope you're okay with that. Part two will drop tomorrow. Probably along with an xtra. I appreciate your attention and support. I wish all of my customers health and wealth this holiday season. Everyone else can suck a pine cone."
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This past October, I posted a gallery of Rikki Till and Stella Garmen. I found some photos that I forgot to add to that set, so I decided to include them into this shameless gallery which we took earlier that day. See, the idea was to make this an all-Rikki update. But the way things unfolded, it would have been buffoonery not to include Stella in this epic adventure. I know what you're thinking. How could God allow this and how does Zach get away with it? The truth is that I do not. I will burn in Hell for all eternity because of my deviant ways. And as for these immoral women who were coerced by my demonic charm, they too will be judged and punished in due course. But remember, God loves each and every one of us. Unconditionally. We did support the parish's fish fry afterwards.
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"Wait, Zach. You are saying people pay you to take photos of women brushing their teeth? Yeah, but it can't just be any woman. It has to be an exceptionally charming and attractive woman like Myra Glasford. It also doesn't hurt if she is willing to do it while she's naked. My life is a comedy, but it's one that you gotta be over 18 to pay for admission. Or you could just watch it for free online without any restrictions on those shady pirate sites. As always, thank you to those who pay."
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Hair is so nasty. It gets stinky, dirty, itchy, sweaty. Yuck! Shave it all off. Wax it. Have it removed by laser. In fact, skin is also pretty gross. Don't just stop at the follicles, peel that lemon. The new standard in style is bone and some functional muscle. This is what now defines a civilized human being in today's world. Don't get stuck in the past like Desiree Jacobsen. She might look happy and comfortable, but we all really know what's going on. Barbarism.
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Wanda Ablee is almost unbelievable. Goddamn, I say this about so many women that I photograph. They really are though. These girls don't even need Snapchat filters. Now that is rare these days. I must give my talent scout a raise. Let me know if the new image-viewing interface is up to snuff. Any feedback or suggestions will be promptly ignored. Peace, bitches.
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Alejandra Cobos is just like White Sands, New Mexico. People will come from all over just to admire her beauty momentarily. Enjoy the view, have your fun, but pack up your stuff and leave before your welcome has passed. Girls like Alejandra are essentially putting food on the plates of cosmetologists everywhere. Her lips, which are unfathomably perfect, make vain owners of lesser lips quite jealous. They never look real, ladies. Please stop trying. We must all humbly accept the exceptional qualities of blessed individuals like Ms. Cobos. This is our burden. March on.
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Personally, I take the quickest showers possible. I rarely even use hot water. I try to make up for all the excessive resources I spend while photographing women like Ella Knox. She was rapt by the sensation of warmth flowing down her body. I care about the environment because without it, I won't be able to create more Zishy. And that scenario just doesn't work for me.
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When the bleak winter weather loses its novelty, I like to escape to the warm underbelly of America. Florida is far from perfect, but it can be just what I need to keep from slitting my wrists. Lacole Sawyer is a gorgeous college student who was looking to earn cash for her spring semester. Being an artist herself, Lacole holds liberal views when it comes to nudity and sexual expression. I can't wait to see her bright smile again upon my return to Tampa.
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Tracy Maura enjoyed splashing around after a hot afternoon in Phoenix. This girl had a great time shooting until she accidentally sent the GPS location to her jealous boyfriend. Way worse than a butt dial. Luckily, Mr. Insecure was out of town.
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It is a warm afternoon in Ojai, California. Nolwenn Glass smokes a blunt and takes a dive into the backyard pool. The fences are high so that makes clothing optional. In fact, it is a tragedy of mankind that anyone is ever expected to wear attire for the water. But this is the world we live in. So play by its rules or it will lock you in a cage. I am not 100% certain, but I believe this is the last you will ever see of the Zishy suit. It has been lost. The King is dead. Long live the King.
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Jasmine Simco is no pushover. A famous rapper, I won't name drop, hit her up on Instagram asking her to kick it with him. She sent no reply, just blocked his messages. That is the type of character some of these girls have. Even though they might be here to share their beauty and a bit of their sexuality with the world, it does not mean they are all driven by money or fame. There are some women who look at my work and consider it art, and there are some that think it is demeaning trash. I tell them all the same thing. This is not for everyone. This is for me. Do your thing. If our interests match, let's tango.
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So what if I took sexy photos of your girl? So what if others will appreciate her beauty? How does that take anything away from your enjoyment of this person? Pay it forward, buddy. You get a smile. He gets a smile. We all get smiles! Lydia Graniva said that her boyfriend would kill me if he found out about our photos. So if I end up on your milk carton, you know what happened. Actually, the perpetrator could be anyone from the growing list of upset snowflakes I have offended. I am risking my hide out here for you fux.
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Kris Ekmard is not your average young woman. She does not live her life by someone else's recommendation. I have learned that it is more mature to appreciate than it is to criticize. With Kris, there is much to appreciate. I hope they send more of her kind from Outer Space.
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Nora Sibiel said it had been a while since she flexed her flirting muscle. She was in a going-nowhere relationship for years. Her bf would get drunk every night and live from paycheck to paycheck. He was also jealous and constantly suspicious, looking through Nora's phone whenever she left it around. Nora finally called it quits after the fool crashed his car into a street sign. Stay on top of your game. Appreciate what is right in front of you. It could all be gone tomorrow.
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This one is for the kids. The kids who have been fucked over by their parents' incompetence and greed. Gabbie Carter is one of those. She relayed stories to me that would be a bit much even for a Bret Easton Ellis novel. The new generation is opening its eyes to our antiquated bullshit. Do you really think they are going to keep with the status quo as society melts? Do you really think dreams of motor boats and fine wine will be enough to ignore the stench of death? Anyways, thanks to the Carters for letting me photograph at their lakeside estate. Pretty dope.
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Sylvia Belotti is the Italian prime minister's niece. Her family tries to keep their wild child under wraps, but that has proven to be an impossible task. Hey guys, let the woman pursue her swimsuit modeling dreams. What is this, the Middle Ages? I hope I'm allowed to re-enter Italy one day.
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Earlier this year, I visited Minneapolis. I wanted to see how life carried on after the race wars of 2020. It was actually quite pleasant. It also helped that I was photographing the beautiful, buxom Daisy Wensday. Yes, that spelling is correct. We first visited a hip antique store called Hunt Gather. Daisy wore her mask 60 of the time, so I guess that means we mostly followed the 100 bullshit rule. Those are just my thoughts. Not hers. Daisy is a very nice person. More to come.
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Yma Pallete is another beautiful woman from Colombia that I did not get to photograph myself. This contributor needed a couple of tries to get what I wanted, but in the end, persistence pays off. I was listening to a podcast today and they mentioned how pornography should be linked to male anger and even mass shootings. And since I guess you could still categorize Zishy as porn, I feel a need to denounce such violence. I forbid you from ever looking at a beautiful woman in a lustful manner again. I want you to never touch yourself again. Done. Problem solved. No more angry men.
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Moon and I also had some fun with a UV light. Here's part two from that memorable evening. There will be more of Moon in the future. Don't fret.
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I use my cameras to capture moments in time, because moments go in one direction, away. They are entirely irreplicable. The moment captured here with Diana Sedova and Victoria Minina was pure magic and is a big fuck-you to the lazy, fearful, loser parts of my personality. It is an important reminder that sometimes everything works out perfectly when you trust in the universe and grind. If I let my demons go unchecked, moments like this would never be possible. Break on through to the other side. And don't worry, this isn't the last that you will see of these incredible women.
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Waking up can be a pain in the butt. It does help if you have a helping hand. Kat Keen has some of the comfiest pajamas that I have ever seen. They are super convenient to slip on or off or pull to side, strangle someone withjk. What more could you ask from sleepwear? Hope you got a good start to your day as well. Keep those batteries charged.
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Hannah Tarley is a sweet girl with a soft, gentle look. There is at least one guy who has hit me up on multiple occasions requesting more Hannah. I hope these images will abate his desire for a minute. Or maybe they will anger and confuse him. Maybe he doesn't like his women playing with sharp objects. Maybe his ex once held him at knife-point swearing she would slice his dick off if she ever caught him eyefucking the neighbor's ass again. She has quite a file on him. She could get him in a lot of trouble. He better fall in fucking line or prepare himself for a world of hurt. Hey, anything is possible. Goodnight.
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Part 2 and the finale of Yeraz Gebeshian. I will add a bonus video to this page shortly. Yeraz has an eccentric personality. She is one of those weirdos who make art. I mean, c'mon. Like the world needs more nonsense to collect. I think that was whole idea behind NFTs--remove the physical storage aspect of art ownership. Less clutter. Less baggage. Only problem was that every asshole who knew how to upload a gif became an 'artist' and subsequently began hyping their project. Hell, even I joined in. Oh wait, I guess that makes me an artistweirdoasshole too! Time to update my business cards.
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Thank you for sending the well wishes while I was under the weather. Here is a contributor update from Vicky in Colombia. These are actually the first set of photos she sent me of Luisa Medrano. The update is softer in nature than a lot of Zishy, but it still illustrates why I contracted much further exploration into Luisa's beauty. Hope you guys are having a decent week. Talk soon.
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Marcela Gaona took me to the Motherland Monument in Ukraine. It truly is a beautiful country. I can see why so many are willing to fight over it. Even though it is not your typical tourist hotspot, Ukraine is rich in culture, great food, and natural resources. Most of its citizens seem kind and friendly, just like Marcela. Hopefully after this conflict passes, there will remain a pleasant destination for asshole foreigners to visit. War sucks.
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I had to travel to San Diego to see this if this incredible, tall, hairy, freaky woman actually existed. Good news, she does! Dubsie could tell that the pandemic had taken its toll on my soul. She drove me to a nearby beach for some much needed relaxation. For a minute there, it felt like California was California again. But then someone asked for my preferred pronouns. Total buzzkill.
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Here are a few bonus pics and a video to go along with Marcela's previous update. Stay chill.
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Part two of Maddie Crump's finale has arrived. This SoCal beauty sleeps with a kitchen knife next to her, so no funny ideas, fellas. Maddie's botched spray tan, fried hair, and mouthful of orthodontics might also dissuade some, but I doubt most. I will add an extra of her soon. Sleep tight.
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"More fun with Queti. I will post a bonus video to this page by tomorrow. You guys have a great weekend. Thanks for being here."
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"Our Moon is finally setting. I feel that she is at such a high caliber that a two-part finale is appropriate. We woke early on a rainy morning to capture these for you. I learned that day that there are many faces to the Moon. Most of them are quite thrilling. Xtra also to come."
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Contestant 14 is a lively one from Alabama. She tested positive for being a real temptress. See the warm smile behind her mask once you subscribe to Zishy.
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Sorry Mr. Frusciante for stealing your music, but it is beautiful just like Skye Blue. She is exquisite and I am sure her sex videos are going to make many happy. Unfortunately, women like Skye aren't made for mass production. Stay grateful.
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"Hi, all. I am keeping this one simple. A gallery of the superb Soledad Lomas flashing me while visiting Nordstrom Rack, including video. I do not blame you if you think they're fake. See, Soledad and I live pretty close to each other. One day I was at the mall and from afar I saw this thin brunette with an eye-popping rack. I thought to myself, ""There's no way those are real."" I walked closer and lo and behold, it was my old friend, the all-natural Soledad. Never be too certain of your assumptions. More SL to come."
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It may not be warm where you are, but Rune Kimele and Bernie Svikis should help you pull through this historic winter. The two adorable friends took me to a popular beach in the middle of the European summer. We had such an experience that I must do it justice by breaking it up into multiple parts. Stay toasty and stay tuned.
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"This was a quick set of photos that I took of Melba Chastain in Texas. Turns out that we live in the same area. This time, she was sporting more of a tan than the last time I saw her. Melba seems so refined and female. Her smooth bronzed skin, paired with long lustrous hair--she probably puts a lot of effort into her appearance. I will have to try that for myself one day. Part 2 soon is what I'm thinking."
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Somehow downloading pixelated boobies at 14.4kbs in a Texas border town has led me to photographing an incredible woman in Oslo, Norway. Jessica Albanka was, at first, very hesitant to shoot in the city she calls home, but it took only minutes for her playful personality to overpower any fear. Jessica may end up being the only reason I ever visit this country.
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"Working on a bonus video edit and an xtra for you all. Thanks for the patience."
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Sometimes you meet people that are not people, but are vibrations of cosmic energy. I could say that I was surprised by Jia Lissa, but that would be a lie. Even by her Instagram, I could sense the energy that emanates from this woman. Jia was not stepping into my world, I was a tourist in hers. She is Russian, but you would be hard-pressed to find anyone of any nationality that is as beautiful, passionate, and complex as Jia.
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Aria Sky wolfed down the cupcake faster than I had planned. I wanted to get a few more messy shots, maybe a video, but that chocolate goodness was screaming her name. And anyways, this leaves more sploshing ground for Zishy to cover. Since these were taken, Aria has been on hiatus from modeling. I'm not sure where she is or how she is doing, but my invitation for her to return remains open. Drown out the hate, Aria. The world will catch up.
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Peach M. Kennedy is another delightfully eccentric woman I have had the pleasure to photograph. This girl knows how to grab life by the balls. She travels, she writes, she models. Basically, she does whatever the hell she wants. A youth being well-lived. Peach and I screwed around in the LAX area. We ran into a convention for child acting. If you think your life is strange, check out one of these events.
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Part two of my indoor adventures with Slava Konevs. She says she works out 'a little bit'. Whatever you say, my friend. Those abs are fire. Stay jelly.
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I met Ulyana Orsk in Russia and within a couple of hours, she was removing her bikini for me on the shores of the Baltic Sea. The light was fading quick, so the audience was minimal. Peaceful moments with a young beauty on a comfortable beach, yeah I can get used to this. Part two with a video tomorrow.
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Happy Mothers Day, motherfuckers. Just kidding. You know I love you. You guys give me a reason to Uber into Hell AKA Hollywood to photograph amazing women like Mazzy Plimpton. Her leggy, athletic body is truly a vision. She is not the most emotive of women, but she definitely has those flames burning within. Patience is everything. More of her to come soon. Take it sleazy.
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Jorge in Barcelona put together another session with his Russian friend, Vitalia Pugova. From the ratings of her first update, there appears to be a consensus on Vitalia her beauty is undeniable. Soon I will be in Europe, visiting family and certainly shooting new talent whenever it comes my way. If you can be any help with my trip, such as putting me in contact with a great girl, please drop me a line. Stay chru.